tit text

The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.

My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.

by ChiefBomb March 27, 2015

Tits to the bricks

Meaning excellent.. equivalent to “that slaps” or “shits gas”

Wow! Grandmas chili was tits to the bricks

by Kimberly fucking lynch December 4, 2019

tit tent

The pronounced ridge formed by stretched fabric between hard and/or big nipples.

That MILF in the T shirt is hot. Did you see her tit tent?

by UD dog October 10, 2020

Dicky Tits

1. The inevitable olfactory result of a pleasant afternoon of egregious titwanking.

2. Breast Cancer.

‘My dicky tits are dicky after having been dicked. In the tits’ – every woman ever.

by DieQueefDie December 12, 2013

Tit-Fit

When a Female or sometimes a male have no control over the way there boobs bounce or jiggle while running or casually walking.

Oh man Wendy had a total tit-fit during gym class.

by Im just a person. August 10, 2010

Race Tits

A female race car driver with her tits out

She’s got race tits

by Princess sprinkles Glitter October 10, 2018

Tit blower

To suck a girls tit or to put a whole tit in your mouth.

I'm the newest tit blower

by The fagggg tan dog November 12, 2013