Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.

Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.

by skkkys March 22, 2024

Post Mug-syndrome

come from knowing you could’ve got your class mug in October but waited to the spring now everyone’s got one and you don’t and your crying and alone

person 1: bro didn’t you hear about Austin
person 2: no what happen
person 1: he got post mug-syndrome and he’s been crying all night and threatening to commit suicide

by bigbrrrr420 September 27, 2021

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

When urban dictionary rights rules

Person 1: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Person 2: what the fuc-

by I need e kittens March 16, 2023

Post Frequency Cooldown

its called a slowmode you canned fucking food, god

Caou: oh, there's a post frequency cooldown

by GlowBlock64 August 10, 2024

Post sandwich reflection

When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was

You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection

by Malko p May 31, 2024

post-coital melancholy

What sometimes occurs after your first "hot 'n' heavy" session with a new chick ; it's where da gal quietly swings her legs over da side of your bed and then sits there glumly brooding about whether she wants to stay and engage in further lovemaking with you. What you'll want to do to maximize your chances of keeping da gal interested in you, therefore, is to speedily remind her of what a nice warm-hearted cuddly guy you are, and dat she'll receive "lots more delightful huggy-stuff" if she'll just stick around... as soon as you are awake enough to realize dat she is sitting there, you should immediately scooch yourself up against her back, gently wrap yer feet around her waist in an affectionate leg-hug, reach around in front of her and lovingly palm-cup her boobs, and tenderly rest your head against her shoulder and cheek while cooing softly, so dat she no longer feels ignored or neglected. (Note --- shoulder-scrunchies are an especially welcome and highly-effective soul-pleaser here, as well.) Then if she seems okay wif all dat, softly lay her back down onto da bed, neatly arrange da pillows under her head and swing her feet and legs back under do covers (extra points if you perform da bower-bird bed-buddy routine here, too, so dat da cutie feels "uniformly" warm and comfy), then put yer arms around her and snuggle/spoon her till her shivering and sadness are dispelled, after which you can probably have sex wif her again and then doze off in each other's arms once more.

All of da above advice is excellent for making a nice gal wanna stay and canoodle wif you, but sharing a relaxing warm shower wif her works wonders, as well... if da cutie is having any post-coital melancholy doubts about whether she wants to be your snuggle-bunny, just treat her to a nice long soothing steamy sudsy shower (remember to soap/scrub her back and massage her shoulder-blades without her having to request it), and you'll likely have her head-swimmingly back in love wif you in no time flat!

by QuacksO April 21, 2019

post days

Days that have lead up to the present

I’ve been busy these last few post days.

by The Jet m January 16, 2020