Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

Marinating a poo

The act of keeping a large poo inside your rectum, and "marinating" it by farting around it for a while, so you can enjoy the intoxicating scent of stronger smelling farts during the marinating process.

Bill your farts smell heavenly!
Well they should, ive been marinating a poo for about an hour!

by Fecal India November 13, 2025

Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

pee poo

Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is pee poo

by Vleet December 23, 2022

Deju Poo

The vague memory of having had a poo before.

I feel like I have had this exact same poo before at Mary's house. It's like Deju Poo.

by KOPoo AD & MS March 31, 2009

poo poi

A purple paste for eating in foreign countries

Pass us some Poo Poii m8

by Millie002 February 17, 2017

Jakie-poo

Very sluuty

Very attractive
Floof hair
Big d i think

“Jakie-poo i love youuu”

by The guy who licks banana peels April 21, 2023