when a bloke opens his anal cavity and lets out stink air (fart) followed by a huge announcement of making mustard in his pants.
oh man i just saw elias walking down the street and he was TOTALLY making mustard when we made eye contact!
by mcdih April 21, 2025
The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
by Nikitosfox October 17, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025
Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
by To much💋 March 29, 2024
Sexual intercourse that could result in reproduction. This is different from other sexual activities (for example: eating non-dessert items off of someone. Like a sandwich).
by AngelCherryhiney July 11, 2008
To metaphorically make a person or opponent "skip" and/or fumble with surprise; via supremacy in skill.
by Lightfooted September 03, 2015