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Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)
Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'
by oscrape June 1, 2018
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Horse Pocket

A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.
Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024
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Pocket person

A person who constantly messages you and wants your attention.
Stacy keeps texting me every moment of every day. I never get any breathing room when I'm away from her. it's like she lives in the phone in my pocket. She's such a pocket person.
by Bacchus Gladstone March 2, 2023
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Swamp Pocket

Noun.

A. Referring to a man’s crotch area after he has pre- cum in his boxers and his leg hair and boxers are swampy (sticky)

B. Referring to a women’s private area that is hot in temperature and ready to party.
“That swamp pocket is yearning for me”. Or “he had quite a swamp pocket after we dry humped.
by Lizjunbrit June 28, 2019
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick
by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021
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Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.
“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”
by Slydog11 January 3, 2021
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Pinky Pocket

Pinky Pocket - meaning when you put your pinky in any infectious hole of your partner . That means even a staph infection hole or any other creative thought you might have at the moment of cleaning a bad area.
I just made your owee my Pinky Pocket , my love. Please don’t ask questions. Lol
by Erotica Lunacy July 19, 2022
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