goldberging 

Named after the character, Joe Goldberg from the Netflix show ‘You’, goldberging refers to somebody who is acting in a stalkerish/extremely obsessive manner about someone.

Dan: “Dude, were you just stalking your ex on insta?”

Matt: “Nah, nah, just having a quick check y’know.”

Dan: “ Damn, you’re really goldberging out right now.”

goldberging by thunkedit January 30, 2024

Golden Retriever Boy 

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.

"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me

Golden Retriever Boy by yourfavoritebitch February 5, 2024

Golden Gay/Lesbian 

Harmful term for the lgbtq+ community that is used to signify that a person that identifies as gay or lesbian had never had sex with the other gender.

The term is considered harmful by members of the community for some of the following reasons (list not exclusive):
It shames people that were not identifying with that one term from the beginning on, making them feel less.
It pushes the stereotype of having to know you were gay or lesbian since forever, not allowing people to have space in order to experiment with their sexuality.
It creates this "elite" of people that were always aware they were gay/lesbian.
It takes away from experiences that closeted and scared lgbtq+ people had, trying to fit in by being with the opposite sex.

"Sarah has never been with a man, has she?"
"Yeah, she's a Golden Gay/Lesbian."

Golden Gay/Lesbian by Niel.for.me February 6, 2024

Golden Slipper

The act of pissing in your pants and feeling the hot urine run down over your legs and bare feet

Sally loves to have a nice golden slipper before she showers

Golden Slipper by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024

golden Bandaid 

A golden bandaid is someone or something who just looks good on the outside but is fake and has something bad or dark underneath

“ I love Justin Timberlake”
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”

golden Bandaid by Ched in bed 101 February 21, 2024

goldenroddy

Abundant in or full of goldenrod.

That garden is getting goldenroddy.

goldenroddy by Ritacca February 26, 2024

golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

golden laptop by damo dazza February 26, 2024