Survival of the fittest

Used to describe Peter and Fran’s approach to Disney World.

Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.

Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.

Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest

by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

24 HOUR FITNESS

A bunch of nerds who kick you out for giving out free health and electrolytes products 20 feet from there store. They have a fat ass manager that says all the bull shit she wants. The end.

Santa Cruz Medicinal told us

24 HOUR FITNESS has a bunch of power tripping managers.

by somerandomjerkontheinterne November 13, 2023

Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

Lionz Den Fitness

a heap of shit placed neatly in the industrial district of small town daventry, what once was a great place to exercise with a cheap membership, great atmosphere and well looked after equipment is now a £35 a month mushroom infested mold covered broken down rusty waste of space. The settlers of Lionz den used to be a breed of advanced roided out massive lifters who would often give advice and treat you with respect, during the great push of 2023 they were replaced with roid raging pedophiles and arrogant fridge raiding weight snatching super setting bench hoarding brocolli haired gymshark wearing failed abortions (male and female we dont discriminate around here), the owner transitioning from welcome and bantering to a greedy twat who charges £1 for a plastic cup (true story btw) and refuses to fix anything or even clear out the mushrooms growing in the shower.
Overall Lionz den is a fall from grace going from cheap and accessible to expensive and uninhabitable

Have you been to Lionz Den Fitness in a while? i went in 2022 it was really nice
yeah i just went made me want to kill myself and curbstomp my first born

by notsomeonewhowenttolionzden December 12, 2024

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

if the diva cup fits

Another saying for "if the shoe fits" but yassified.

Jenna: "I didn't get head from a cop."

Kaiya: "Doesn't your girlfriend have a criminal justice degree?"

Jenna: "Yes, but she isn't a cop"

Kaiya: "if the diva cup fits"

by yenandkaka February 23, 2026