Fart in a can

Best thing in the world. Ever.

I went to Sainsbury's and bought a Fart in a can.

NOMNOMNOMNOM

by Bakeacakeyoudick97 December 4, 2010

carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

get it farted on

When an object or person causes you dissatisfaction you may fart on it to show it (or them) the measure of your dissatisfaction with it's (or their) manner, way of being, actions or existence.

get it farted on, man

by 1030JH April 21, 2022

educated fart

an educated fart is a burp because it goes up not down!!!

i brrrrrrrrrrrup my husband looks at me with such a serious look and says "you know what that was?" i say "what?" he says an "educated fart"

by ancjwilliams September 1, 2010

fart wind

A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.

If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

fart bandit

Someone who enjoys stealing your farts

That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.

by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014

Explosive fart

When you have to fart so badly it nearly comes out but when you try to fart thinking it is a fart, poop comes out and you have to constantly use toilet paper.

Friend: did you just fart?
Elmo: I think I shit myself!
Friend: ha, you have an explosive fart

by Peeper man 2416 March 23, 2019