Egg Drop soup

The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.

Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.

by Wildcard Wednesday March 1, 2019

Dropped my monkey

A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.

“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”

by Biggg G August 12, 2020

Bun Drop Down

When a woman's hair is styled in bun fashion all evening long until her last customer pulls the pin and, "curtain closes".

Water isn't free, so De'siree had her Bun Drop Down highlighted because it was Friday and business was 'booming'.

by Autistic Army Ranger December 17, 2021

Drop the Marriage mic

A quick and unexpected divorce.

I'm going to drop the marriage mic and walk away.

by McHale'sArmy March 10, 2018

drop obama in the whitehouse

The event that occurs when you go to the toilet and drop all the brown huge shit.

Hurry up! I have to drop obama in the whitehouse

by Urban Yolo February 5, 2018

dropping off a suitcase

The seamingly innocuous act of turning up at a partners place to drop off an item, when in fact you go there in order to fuck their brains out.
As you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously ejaculate in their face and shit on her chest, saying "here's your suitcase darling"...

...whilst enjoying the first crisp craft ale of a Friday evening....

Neil; So Tim, up to anything this week?
Tim; Well, I'm going round 'ers later, and dropping off a suitcase.
Neil; That's when you shit on her chest right?....
Tim; Yeah

by JubbersTim October 13, 2016

Drip Drop Texts

When someone’s text is in multiple bubbles for no apparent reason

Dominic drip drop texts his little friend named, Sofia.

by Humbers editor March 28, 2023