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Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example
Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
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Wafty Bang

Used to describe a naughty child
“Awww did you see Diane’s little girl
“Yes, but she was a little wafty bang”
by hater4leyefe April 16, 2025
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whim-bang

When you crash out so badly on a test that words can't even describe how badly you want to escape the situation or disappear.
Person 1 : Dude this test is so whim-bang, I don't understand anything on it
Person 2: What does that even mean?
Person 1: *too busy ranting on a test* WHIM BANG I SAY!!1 WHIM BANG!!

"I stared at the test for 20 minutes, then had a full-on whim-bang moment when I realized I couldn’t answer a single question.
by I exist. May 7, 2025
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Tritta Bang

Someone who is renowned for letting their girlfriend, who sounds like a man, cheat on them and doesn't have the balls to break up with them despite firm, repeating evidence.
Damn, that dude is being manipulated by his GF. He is definitely a Tritta Bang.
by 67JetSkis June 10, 2025
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Crane Bang

When someone has curtain bangs but they are really chopped.
Damn, Did you see that girl’s Crane Bangs?
by SerratedGolf September 24, 2025
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Wow-bang

A moment of catastrophic admiration. When you’re driving, biking, or otherwise minding your own business, and someone incredibly attractive passes by — you whisper “wow”… and then immediately crash into something — bang!
« Dude, I totally had a wow-bang today. This jogger turned the corner and next thing I knew, my smoothie was on the windshield. »
“Bro, keep your eyes on the road unless you want a wow-bang.”
by $tevolution October 19, 2025
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Dusty Bang Out

Another way to say fight or having a fight — usually describing a messy or wild altercation between two or more people.
If you keep this up, we are going to have a dusty bang out.
by dustyAY October 21, 2025
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