bangy balls

A plumber smashing his balls against another plumbers backside

Matt remove that copper and bend over - bangy time. Bangy balls

by Ruggy123 January 11, 2016

kangaroo balls

Really long bouncy testicles

"Had sex with Pete, the overly good looking 50 year old,and he had right kangaroo balls."

by whyamihere February 4, 2018

swollen balls

An unsupported by evidence claim, especially in order to achieve attention or to make excuse.

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.

by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021

Ball-Kickingly

An adjective used to describe pain

"I am only a ball-kickingly 10 cents short to pay for my Dane Cook DVD"

"Ew. Dane Cook is ball-kickingly brutal"

by delfnies March 25, 2010

banana balls

something that is absolutely insane, wacky, or even bonkers

person 1: that was banana balls dude!
person 2: absolutely insane that we did that

by calypso_goes_ghost October 13, 2023

Ghost balls

when your balls are removed or gone..and you feel like they are there but they are not..you try to touch and they are no where in sight...also known as phantom testicles .

dude!! i just got ghost balls again!!
damnnn

by Ghostballsdoctor May 24, 2022

tabasco balls

when you put tabasco on your balls then put them in a girls gaping mouth

my girlfriend loves me now
why?
because i combined her favorite sauce and tea bagging
what do you call this glorious invention?
tabasco balls

by marshwallow June 12, 2012