Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn
by your mum gaming April 24, 2019
Get the Jazz Applemug. when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.
'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''
by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025
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by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024
Get the Applemug. A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.
by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023
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-Biggie cheez
-Biggie cheez
by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017
Get the Applemug. Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018
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