by uttam maharjan September 16, 2010
Get the beer bearmug. You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"
Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"
by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011
Get the White Mountain Bear Clawmug. 1)- Childishly adorable.
2)- Nick name for some children.
3)- Sometimes a nick name for pussys who've been raised all their life with total OVER KILL in positive reinforcement.
As an end result is a grown male of low intelligence who talks in a high voice and acts like a little bitch. Often playing on another persons pity in order to survive.
The real tragedy is when seeking to be a big boy they join the army in a soft skill MOS. Make it through co-ed basic and then reclass as combat arms and deploy to Iraq with other people counting on him to watch their fucking six.
-----------Notable traits--------
-Quits when things get physically challenging(Even in combat
-Often bends facts afterward to paint self in positive light
-NEEDS the army. The army plays the role of full time baby-sitter for some adult men.
-Generally stupid, lacks common sense. Often asks and reasks rhetorical questions and informs leaders of information of nugatory nature. By doing so makes himself feel important by interacting with those of higher rank and through derisive logic regards himself superior to other lower enlisted.
2)- Nick name for some children.
3)- Sometimes a nick name for pussys who've been raised all their life with total OVER KILL in positive reinforcement.
As an end result is a grown male of low intelligence who talks in a high voice and acts like a little bitch. Often playing on another persons pity in order to survive.
The real tragedy is when seeking to be a big boy they join the army in a soft skill MOS. Make it through co-ed basic and then reclass as combat arms and deploy to Iraq with other people counting on him to watch their fucking six.
-----------Notable traits--------
-Quits when things get physically challenging(Even in combat
-Often bends facts afterward to paint self in positive light
-NEEDS the army. The army plays the role of full time baby-sitter for some adult men.
-Generally stupid, lacks common sense. Often asks and reasks rhetorical questions and informs leaders of information of nugatory nature. By doing so makes himself feel important by interacting with those of higher rank and through derisive logic regards himself superior to other lower enlisted.
1)PFC Lester is in the army but still does childish things
Thats why I always call him cutie bear (Armed forces)
i.e.:
-Wets the bed
-Talks about being a ranger, pilot,ninja
Magic abilites, Space journeys ect.
-Freezes under fire
-Plays D&D
-Proudly wears CIB and braggs about it
-Crys
-Re-enlisted
2) cutie bear (Armed Forces) got his sweet little balls pinched for fucking up again.
Thats why I always call him cutie bear (Armed forces)
i.e.:
-Wets the bed
-Talks about being a ranger, pilot,ninja
Magic abilites, Space journeys ect.
-Freezes under fire
-Plays D&D
-Proudly wears CIB and braggs about it
-Crys
-Re-enlisted
2) cutie bear (Armed Forces) got his sweet little balls pinched for fucking up again.
by Chucked October 18, 2007
Get the cutie bear (Armed Forces)mug. Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".
by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009
Get the does a bear shit in the woodsmug. Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
Get the Bear Grylls Emergency Kitmug. A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 1, 2018
Get the bear river high schoolmug. Lad A: well, those Nutella and bacon pancakes are so good man..
Lad B: indeed bro, like baby bear's porridge..
Lad B: indeed bro, like baby bear's porridge..
by roadfighter June 24, 2016
Get the like baby bear's porridgemug.