Hit My Phone

To call a person on there cell phone, and to be instrested in them

"Hey baby, hit my phone..."
"K."

by My dictionary2009 September 27, 2020

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

Hit bottom

take a shit (cuz your ass hits the toilet seat)

Dude, let's go to that party.
Okay, first I gotta go hit bottom.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 30, 2021

Let’s hit it

Let’s go or let’s leave

Alright let’s hit it *proceeds to leave the function*

by gingerdown December 12, 2023

Hit the quan

Quan should actually be spelled kwan. As in Michelle Kwan, famous figure skater, in which you drop down and swing your arms. All of this is completed while imitating a figure skater swinging their arms majestically in preparation for a lift off trick.

"She just hit the Quan! No skates!"

by J0hnny_p3 May 4, 2022

Hit or miss

I guess they never miss huh?

Hit or miss?

by Boopl February 7, 2019

Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.

I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah

by Lil pharma July 5, 2022