apple juice

Jillian: She actually lost her apple juice to Tim last night at that party!

Willow: Holy crap did she really? I'd have thought she'd have lost it to that guy she was dating last month!
by Niliac July 31, 2009
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wheezing the juice

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.
Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!
by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009
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Crab Juice

A very talented if not best pre-uor Ultima Online PvPer. Also infamous for his manipulation and numerous amount of scams. Well known in Counter-Strike for being on CAL-Invite team Rival.
Crab Juice tought me how to PvP for 300k
by chanky October 10, 2005
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Swag Juice

When your swag is so 'ill it circulates through your body like juice..toilets won't flush when you piss, paramedics refuse gloves if you bleed, and people say thank you when you sneeze!
Dustin: "Why were all those chicks falling on the dance floor last night? Were they that wasted bro?!"

Sean:"Nah man, I started to sweat it got so hott up in there with all them dancin around me, they musta been slippin on my Swag Juice..funniest part was they didn't want to get their faces off of the dance floor!"
by geahanse March 18, 2011
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Juice Head

Someone at a party who is trashed beyond the point of sobering up before they go to sleep or passout. They tend to ruin things by saying retarted stuff. Not a good person to have at a party.
Anya: If I had a gun right now, I'd blow my brains out!!

Jason: What a Juice Head...

Spencer: Amen!
by Cool McJeebs May 28, 2006
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Juice card

Received on your 21st birthday. Like a rite of passage.
Damn son, you just turned 21. Now you got your juice card.
by charlotte's big pole January 30, 2006
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coochie juice

Noun; the juices that come from a coochie i.e., a woman's vagina. Commonly used as an insult similar to douche bag.
Ted; "Dude, don't be such a coochie juice!"
by Rawrzabeth January 17, 2011
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