Tom Bombadil

Term for a literay character that serves no purpose in the narrative. Named for a superfluous character in J.R.R. Tolkien's Fellowship of the Ring.

"That detective is such a Tom Bombadil, he never shows up in the story again and has no impact on the narrative or anyone's character development."

by Skeeter919 May 6, 2024

Toms Crime

a epic person. super swaggy and poggers. very very cool, just like xCatverse

yo! you are really epic! you are just like Toms Crime!!!

by Frog Lady ig March 20, 2021

Tom Holland

Some nibbles with 2 sxhoongs so long my meat shelter goes out the mother fucking roof m8

Stop ur Tom Holland

by dickeater47 June 12, 2019

Tomming

The act to performing Tomming to someone or with something. Tomming can also be seen as state of being and mind as well.

- Tom Tomming Drew was a true sight to behold.
- I'm Tomming at your place tonight right?
- Tomming right in front of my sandwich are you serious?!
- Tomming is truly the one way to enjoy life itself.
- Drew was Tomming Tom while Jay watched.

by DrewSaidWhat May 6, 2024

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019

Tom

A man with few to no friends. A wealthy individual although is extremely cheap at times. Sometimes known to be a “Karen.” Constantly overwhelmed although he doesn’t work much. Always the beta in romantic relationships which never seem to last long. Also tends to lose their hair in their mid to late twenties.

Don’t be a Tom.

by DontBeA TOM November 22, 2021

Tom

Tom only wants Ashley for her ass.

Suzy: "Look at Tom, he's drooling."
Julia:"Yeah well, he is following Ashley's ass."

by Krkič April 21, 2019