Tom MacDonald

A rapper who speaks the truth about real-world problems.

A: The new music video by Tom MacDonald is out! Did you hear?
B: Yeah. It's Dirty Money- one of my favourites.

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

Tom Hiddleston

A freaking dilf .

Holy shit, Tom Hiddleston is so hot!

by 0dlf-lvr0 January 19, 2023

Pooping Tom

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log

Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!

by Polarbearwizard April 10, 2023

Tommy Tom Tom

The mastered art of doing nothing while others do everything and you act like you didn’t know

The other day I had to do all 3 jobs and lock up the gates and answer the phones while Tommy Tom Tom over here watched greys anatomy like he’s training to be a doctor or something

by The big engine that could June 16, 2025

TOM

He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.

Tom is a fat nonce.

by Tom is a fat nonce April 19, 2019

tom wiggo

Absolute cunt

You heard about Tom wiggo? He's an absolute cunt

by The man, the myth, the hero February 18, 2018

Tom

Short goes to Fairfield and is really small and so is his wood

Girl:hey tom
Tom:hey want to go out
Girl:ewww no your wood is tiny

by George burd October 22, 2019