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Tom bitchery

A level of bitchmade attitude that has never been seen
Your level of Tom bitchery is insane
by Isaac tandoh January 20, 2024
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Tom/Barry

A FUCKING LEGEND THAT PULLED THE GIRL HE LIKED
Tom/Barry MIGHT BE A FAT FUCK, BUT HE'S A LEGEND!!
by bossman546633735 November 16, 2020
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Tom the bomba

Sex god, receives enough penis to feed a temple. Nigel garage enthusiast
Tom the bomba just jizzled over the bazmitballers. They were scared 😯
by Neonfetusman June 21, 2024
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Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019
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Tom

Tom is the sweetest person on earth. He is a good boyfriend and is in very good shape. You always feel happy and safe around a Tom and they simply are the best. He is a good kisser and you would definitely want him as your boyfriend. Very romantic, very good looking. Has nice eyes, soft hair. Is the coolest person known to mankind. Sexiest thing alive.
Tom is amazing in every way possible
by betsylou January 13, 2021
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To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
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tom hunt

a person who loves to date french girls named claire, they may also be found with a boner and be asked if it is their phone
a girl sat on my lap and asked if my dick was a phone, i was such a tom hunt back then
by YaMomAVirgin January 16, 2018
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