A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.
by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024
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Is a mythical being known to very few people if you see this legendary being be sure that you do not provoke them they have the power of every known shitposter alive at their command
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" hey dude did you see what Eric did " "no" he shouted that he was the saint of death and then got knocked out by Billy in one hit" "good"
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Get the The saint of death mug.A green screen that Barney will give you if you are mean to him, or he does something that he wasn't supposed to do, in which you get when the computer crashes, thus you must manually restart your computer, also if Barney does something and it was his fault you received a green screen of death, instead of the normal mad Barney pointing his arrow at the message telling you that you need to restart your computer, he will point his arrow at the reason why it crashed, and he will be shocked, and there will be a note from Barney explaining to you what happened, and there will be an item or video thumbnail that cause the computer to crash with a red prohibition sign on it, and he will tell you that you may need to install something to prevent this from happening again, preferably a driver or antivirus, and may even restart your computer for you.
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You: I need to restart
You: I need to restart
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