Jake

did everones mom and got very ads

"he jaked off"

by verycoolmegasusperson August 21, 2021

Jake

Jake, is the best name in the world, and is highly respected. They can be rude but also very thoughtful. We all know a Jake, even if it is Jake Paul

Hey, Jake. How ya doin?

by notabottom: May 14, 2021

Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision

"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"

by McSyphilis January 1, 2019

Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019

jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

by samschnapp November 22, 2021

Jake

Short

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

Jake

He’s sweet, respectful and okay. He gets a few girls but is very kind to everyone. He loves to eat food. He treats a girl like a queen. hot looking. Very pretty eyes.

timona: you see jake over there
Rachel: yea he’s sooo hot
timina: get chu someeeee ;)

by An.angel October 15, 2019