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Take a bubble

Did they take a bubble?
Who took my bubble?
I'd kill for more of that bubble!
by E myG December 1, 2023
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Taking the top left

The act of becoming the person on the top left of your facebook 'Who's Online' display, hence the person you speak to most on the social network site.
'Me and Miranda have been talking on fb for weeks, I think she's taking the top left!'
by Reggae Mother October 1, 2011
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take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)
I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
by Pajek April 27, 2006
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Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.
Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"
by vSevy January 5, 2021
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Indian Taking

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required

Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)

Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"

Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
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Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
by ByGeorge April 29, 2021
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