Guy 1: "Dude I can't go out tonight."
Guy 2: "What why?!"
Guy 1:" I'm running a little low on some nut money and my place is a mess because of it."
Guy 2: "What why?!"
Guy 1:" I'm running a little low on some nut money and my place is a mess because of it."
by DontUseNutMoneyKids April 4, 2017
Get the Nut moneymug. by Pmdono April 22, 2018
Get the rich moneymug. by ThugMoney YSL December 3, 2018
Get the Homicide Moneymug. 1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)
2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money
2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money
"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"
by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022
Get the Nonce Moneymug. It is when you have sex with your partner in the "pile driver" AKA Halasana yoga pose. When it is time for the man to cum, he pulls out and shoots his cum down onto the woman and straight down onto her face.
My girlfriend loves her yoga positions. There was a time when I had her in the Halasana position, and when I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out from her pussy and shot my load down onto her inverted body and face. I looked down at her inverted body, her pussy up in the air with her legs spread wide, and her face totally covered with my cum. She smiled and stated "I love that position, and now with all the hot cum, it was the perfect Halasana money shot".
by whtronin May 6, 2018
Get the Halasana money shotmug. by The Nicole Brand March 10, 2019
Get the millennial moneymug. Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
by QuacksO January 20, 2021
Get the money lawnderingmug.