Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 19, 2025

brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

by himynameismason January 31, 2021

KAILI IS DEAD

KAILI IS DEAD is a youtube comment meme where you shout KAILI IS DEAD when someone leaves a comment thread

Guy 1: screw you jerks I'm leaving.
Guy 2: KAILI IS DEAD OHHHH!!!!!

by Hugh B. Neutron's Account February 05, 2017

Dead Ant

A synonym for dead turtle. Can also be used to describe a triggered/salty person after they deny being triggered/salty.

Person 1: “I’m not triggered tho what makes u think that it’s a simple question.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017

teddy dead

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.

I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.

by Nikoss January 31, 2008

Dead-Round

Round usually reserved for last minute strats and screen shots if necessary.

Both teams must stay in their respective spawn and if called to the center of the map for SS's, NOT open fire.

The defending team's captain called for a dead-round.

by m0bus March 01, 2006

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 06, 2017