Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.

Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss

by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019

Ur country a dead meme

Worse than ur fammily tree lgbt and all the below x9000.

When this centance is spoken the universe will implode imidiately.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur sister a mister
2: ur granny tranny
1: ur grandpap a trap
2: ur family tree lgbt
1: ur country a dead meme
The universe implodes.

by nintendo switch 2.0 March 21, 2018

Dead

Denying a female.

“You seen shawty last night? She was all over you!” “ yeah but, I’m too focused on this money that bitch a dead.”

“You gotta dead these bitches they ain’t loyal”

by Fromdahood May 19, 2018

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

dead eggs

A groupchat on twitter formed by phandom members which became a huge mistake.

"Wow did you hear about Dead Eggs new website?"
"Yes they're really extra."

by exposepml December 16, 2017

Conner Dead

When you think you are dead, but you are perfectly fine.

Conner: "Oh shit guys im dead!!!"

Everyone Else: "Are you conner dead or actually dead?"

by Conner Dead January 11, 2020

Dead

Laughing so hard that one can hardly breathe. It also could mean that they really are dead and should be taken to the hospital...or just trying to get sum kitty ya know what I'm saying

Ja'tavious: Yo that joke was so funny I'm dead bruh.
Genisis: you jus tryna fuck but yea ik that was hella funny.
Ja'tavious: what so I can get yo num??
Genisis: yea, don't stop laughing at my jokes tho.

by Meme.me_out January 13, 2020