rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016

shit camping

When you have to shit and someone is in the only stall for an absurd length of time

"Hey what took you so long"

"Oh i was shit camping, some fuckwad took the only stall"

by 8pumpchump August 2, 2016

mexican camping

When a family from mexico goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day

Jose and his parents went Mexican camping yesterday to go cross the border

by XxDjango UnchainedxX July 27, 2016

mexican camping

When a Mexican family goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day

Jose and his family went to go Mexican camping so that the can cross the border the day after

by XxDjango UnchainedxX July 27, 2016

alice campbell

She's hot as the sun. She is like an angel in appearance but beware of her mind. But she is putting to the few she likes. Have good humor and is very spontaneous.

I wish that one day I will be as Alice Campbell.

by Coolgirlsweden December 11, 2016

Pipe Camper

A person who won't pass the weed and "camps" on it.

Hey dude it's been 15 minutes...stop being a pipe camper and pass the weed

by Sinful Trash Bin January 19, 2017