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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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Photonic Barrier

A term commonly used in the context of Mil/LEO/Night Vision. Refers to when a light source obscures a person's view due to overexposure, oversaturation, or shadowing.

Also referred to as: "Blooming", "Whiting out", "Glaring out".
Photonic Barriers are not commonly discussed when CQB is brought up. Even though the term is usually associated with Night Vision Use, there are still plenty of scenarios where a Photonic Barrier may affect you without the use of NVG's. knowing what they are and how to work around them may save your life.
by mr_klikbait March 18, 2024
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Language barriers

A profound point THAT I MADE BECAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU.
Hym "Yeah, you're fucking garbage people. I made the point about the language barriers. Not her. She has to steal it for me because she's worse."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Barbarrian Barrel

It rolls over and damages anything in its path, then breaks open and out pops a Barnbarian! How did he get inside?!
The barbarrian barrel is usually used to piss off people in clash of clans.
by Theodore J. Kazynsky March 25, 2024
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Prime Barrows

Runemate's premium Barrows bot for Old School Runescape! Literally the only bot in the entire Runemate repository that is 100% ban free guarenteed! No finer bot has ever, or will ever be made. Jhinn ascended and was used as a vessel to pass down the work of the gods for us mere mortals.

Praise be to Prime Barrows.
Prime Barrows got every single player 99 combats in less than 3 minutes!
by Large Macles March 27, 2024
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Orbital Barrage

The act of standing above your partner and climaxing and covering everything in sight.
Oh yeah baby i'm about to orbital barrage all over you, this bed and the rest of the house.
by MjrZod April 4, 2024
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Eleni Barrett

Future Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Yo I'm friends with Eleni Barrett, imma put a good word in for you
by Keir Starmer May 28, 2024
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