apple cat

a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast

omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!

by orange shark July 13, 2021

Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.

Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"

by derogatoryterms January 21, 2024

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.

I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025

bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

by graviedewd May 06, 2019

Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them

Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples

by no02345t6 September 20, 2023

Apple Jail

When Apple charges your card but the card has no funds or is locked, so they put you on probation where you cannot download, update, or reinstall apps until you pay them the money.

“I can’t download that app back! I’m in Apple jail for scamming Apple out of a five dollar robux pack.”

by JnKo June 15, 2025

Apple Pimp

People who own a lot of Apple products and think they're so cool.

That guy's got a iPhone, a Macbook Pro, a iMac and a iBullshitter. He's such an Apple Pimp!

by serenity_within_calamity December 30, 2011