apple

it’s an apple you prick why u lookin it up

1. This apple is so juicy
2.This apple is so round

by sexymotherfucker June 1, 2020

apple

A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise

Wow that apple looks so good

by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.

Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?

by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018

Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez

Big. Red apple dick

by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017

Ash Apple

The best Legion commander in the world, can also be seen as the based commander

guy 1- yo who is gonna be our commander today
guy-2 ash apple

by oawerhg_god July 29, 2021

apple

Appling (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ/

The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance.

Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment

"Yo, I seen Marcus earlier — had the whole block smellin' like apple cinnamon, had to hit him with the appling real quick."

by Appling Man March 5, 2025