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riding the tractor 

Dude, we caught Mike riding the tractor when he thought we were sleeping!!

Sheila the Tank 

A talking tank on the popular internet series Red Vs. Blue. She is on the blue team and has a mind of her own. Her friends are Caboose (a little more than a friend) and Lopez, the Spanish Robot.
Caboose- Why are there five pedels for four directions?
Sheila- Target locked
Caboose- Thats not a target, that's Church...Oh
Church- What? Oh Shit---
Sheila- Firing main cannon....BOOM!
Tucker- You shot Church you Team-killing-fucktard!!!

Sheila the Tank

slap the turtle 

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle
OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!
slap the turtle by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009

Packing the Trunk

Roger's girlfriend love's rough,anal sex. She called him at work and told him that she was sitting at home, naked and waiting for him to get there and start Packing the Trunk.

Posted in the trap

When a person is living in a ghetto area.
"Aye you see that nigga daquan over there"
"yea"
"you know he stay posted in the trap"

junk in the trunk 

Slang, synonym of callipygian. Implies an oversized buttocks, disproportionate to the waist or the rest of the body. Usually complimentary.
"Look at Keisha's ass... Man, she has some junk in the trunk!"