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Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine
by Honky Actual May 20, 2016
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Take the L

Favorite thing amongst crypto holders
Crypto user on Twitter: my crypto card didn’t work

Some random based Twitter user: take the L
by paproć October 29, 2021
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Take a trump

Dude, I gotta take a trump.
Bro, I need to drop a trump ASAP.
by Kiosami November 15, 2020
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Take off

A word that used in mw2new
In Chat: TAKE OFF NOW NO W
by someone who playes mw2old January 22, 2024
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If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024
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