porn

Man have you seen the best porn in the universe?

Have you seen him cum in her mouth on that porn show?

by EpicShittieTitties October 23, 2020

Presidential porn

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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.

by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020

Presidential Porn

A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America

"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."

by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020

PAINT PORN

Paint porn is people rubbing paint on there body while there naked

Dude you watched paint porn same man

by Dteven November 2, 2020

Porn

When mommy an daddy love each other very much!!!!!!

Mommy and daddy made porn last night

by Hahxjsdhajkxhdj November 4, 2020

diet porn

it's like diet coke, but for porn.

Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.

by qwsczdvr November 8, 2020

Parenting porn

Movies , tv and modern fiction like the film “Beautiful Boy “that depict parenting as spoiling kids rotten yet still fretting over doing the right thing for their kids . They show parents showering kids with gifts and money while still wracked with guilt when the kid does wrong .

Did you see the movie “Beautiful Boy”? The dad showers the son with everything including paying tuition room and board through everything yet he still feels guilty the kid is a druggie. It’s real parenting porn.

by Roccolocious December 27, 2020