Emo Kid

An emo kid is one that mastered the art of attention whoring. An Emo kid likes to express his depressed mentality by dressing up like a child molester/goth hybrid. An emo kid will constantly deny that he's emo, no matter how obvious that he is. Emo kids tend to be emotional, where they are angry just because they are angry or depressed because they are depressed.

"Hey look at that emo kid cutting himself!"

"Fuck you! I'm not emo!" *cuts himself*

by fuckuemos May 13, 2008

emo gay

A homophobic term used to emphasize the fact that emo kids, while being trendy and annoying, are awesome because they don't conform to gender roles, resulting in homophobes using their narrow-minded logic to come to the conclusion that emo kids are gay. Hello there run-on sentence.

Emo hater: YOU'RE SO GAY. YOU'RE WORSE THAN GAY. YOU'RE EMO GAY!

Emo kid: ...Okay.

by Deborah! August 22, 2007

EMO CUNTS

The slang used by those older people who have actually lived, since become inebriated, and have located some surly, pretentious and unfathomably stupid bourgeois sprogs on the way home.

Emo 1; i have to live without seeing Pashmina for a fortnight. i may very well kill myself'.
Emo 2: my heart breaks for you my epicene friend.
twenty-something drunk who has to work in the morning; shut the fuck up you snivelling Emo cunts!!

by Max Biggins January 30, 2007

Emo kid

This is what happens when you cross a goth with a yuppie. Simultaneously angst-ridden and narcissistic, this currently describes all the hip, popular, "cool" teenagers who ironically think they're outcasts.

Emo kids don't reject pop culture, they ARE pop culture.

Emo kids are about as creative and original as a wood plank.

by Amall June 5, 2005

emo twat

A person who plays/listens to the worst music of all time. You can find them crying in a corner slitting their own wrists.

"Shut up you stupid fucking emo twat!"

by HAND May 5, 2004

emo boy

a cute little boy who's all shy and sort of crazy cuz he stays up all night writing poetry. he sits idly by and lets everything happen to him because he's too much of an emo boy to speak up

i'm an emo boy!

by jarface July 18, 2006

emo-punk

Try-hard punk rock bands that sing about being alone and broken relationshipis. Much like a rnb but with guitars and drums. Usually stupid attention whore teeny-boppers listen to this crap.

Jessica is always listening to her emo-punk, I just want to slap her in the face.

by ^_^ June 6, 2004