Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

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April Fools Day

A day that people play jokes on eachother and I was born

April Fools Day Birthdays Be Like~
1-whens your birthday

2-im a joke
1-???
2-its today

1-lol is this an April fools ??
2-no I'm being srs

by Lollie Pops October 16, 2020

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April a tall brunette girl that has dimples super deep and is sometimes Spanish she thinks she ugly and she the most gorgeous person ever honesty -I have no words to explane- she is shy and very smart and if you have a april Never I mean NEVER let her go you'll regret it

"Oh who's that?"asked Aiden "that's April so fu***** hot huh!"replied Andrew "Ima ask her out!"said aiden"HELL no!!!"

by Joc❤️❤️❤️💕 November 28, 2018

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April 20

This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.

-A💛

Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉

by A. Day November 28, 2019

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April 14th

National day to tie up your wife and make her squirt by any means necessary.

Get the rope baby, it’s April 14th

by Cummer748 April 14, 2024

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14th of April

National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.

-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April

by xoxodepressedgirl October 30, 2019

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