Angry hand job

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.

My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.

by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020

Montana Ranch Hand

A handjob, given to completion, with ranch dressing used as lubricant.

Deep in the Hidden Valleys you will find the best Montana Ranch Hands around.

by The Montana Ranch Hand June 19, 2020

Lithuanian fat hand

When you’ve spent too long fisting your Lithuanian girlfriends ass that your hand swells up and you have to blame it on a giant mosquito

Gus was fisting his misses all Saturday he came down with a serious case of Lithuanian fat hand.

by Gus the fister June 29, 2020

Spanfrans hand sanitizers

Drugs the spanfrans made from a kangaroos hand gel.

The spanfrans hand sanitizers tastes good.

by BellaTaeStanThx July 2, 2020

Second-hand arousement

When you witness another person become aroused leading to you becoming aroused

Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement

by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 12, 2020

Inappropriate hand holding

Inappropriate hand holding is when you and your partner are having sex and interlock your fingers.

Marlin and I where having sex and we were Inappropriate hand holding.

by Knower of secrets October 18, 2021

Otter strangling hands

When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.

He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy

by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021