eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.

I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.

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Dug Eatin' Beans

Dug Eatin' Beans

Imagine a dog eating beans off the floor.

First Guy: "Hey that chick with huge chebs is well nice"

Second Guy: "Aye, a would go down on her like a dug eatin' beans"

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U.S. Navy slang; Game in which many promiscuous women give multiple men blowjobs.

After a fabulous show, the bassist asked the audience if any ladies want to have a banana eating contest backstage.

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Slang term used for a lesbian, i.e. someone who eats minge.

Also the punch line in the joke "what do you call a indian lesbian?"

Check out the fem-mullet she must be a right minge eater!!

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A person who is a straight up douche bag fucker. This is the coolest term on the planet.

1: You have terrible taste in clothing, your shit sucks I hate you.

2: Shut up you fuckin' food eater.

Food Eater by bober March 3, 2008

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Members of the Republican party that blindly followed George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and did their evil bidding.

Donald Rumsfeld was a memebr of the Death Eaters.

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noun: term endearment for one's girlfriend

Hey man, I'm gonna go home, take a bubble bath, curl up with a good book, then call my eater bucket.

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