D-SHIFT

The art of screwing over the next shift. The equivalent of leaving a big turd on the floor for someone else to clean up

I came into work on our last day just to find out I got the d-shift

by mrpalermo January 03, 2019

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Dirty D

A male specimen that enjoys little girls, especially girls that are in grade 9. He really enjoys country music and rap, and likes putting new songs on repeat. He enjoys women which names start with an H and K

Keirsten: Yo Hannah, do you like dawson?
Hannah: Yeah but dont tell anybody
Keirsten: Hey Dirty D like me! not you
Hannah: Fuck off hes all mine!!

by aden favel September 24, 2020

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304'd

To somehow mispela efery wurd in a single sentence.

I just 304'd on my math test.

If I stay up any late rim gonna 304.

by Mongussy December 29, 2022

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Caul D

a) An awesome teacher of the English language who uses porn films based in Hollywood and unicorn penetration literature.

b) A hero for all ages. Fights off the evil gingiviti--err, the bad fiction octopi?

c) A teacher who receives very, very serious English papers without any jokes. None.

d) A teacher that does not mind students hiring prostitutes near his workplace (occassionally for him).

e) The mentor of Team Synergy.

"look at Mr. Caul D go red!"

"Oh man, that's ketchup!"

"He started wheezing all Caul D-ish."

by Team Synergy April 02, 2005

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