Microwave Bird 

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up

Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.

Microwave Bird by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023

Mississippi Bird Bath 

The act of which a person dips their balls into a person's mouth that is filled with Kool-Aid.

I was bored today, so I decided to do a Mississippi Bird Bath with my girlfriend.

Mississippi Bird Bath by stinkyyiscool August 3, 2023

Dirty Bird 

In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.

In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."

You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.

Example 1

Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!

Person 2: I did. That's called skill.

Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.

Example 2

Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.

Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.

Dirty Bird by superunknown-mpls August 11, 2023

corner bird 

A male prostitutes junk.

After a hard day of work, my friend Dale, goes home and eats a lot of corner bird.

corner bird by Corner Bird August 18, 2023

corner bird 

A male prostitutes junk.

After a hard day at work, Dale likes to go home, an enjoy loads of corner bird.

corner bird by Corner Bird August 18, 2023

Wounded Bird Syndrome 

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

Wounded Bird Syndrome by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.

"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"

bumpy bird by Big Pimping 42069 October 5, 2023