April 16th

National send an arch pic day!

This is the day you send your loved one an arch pic

"Hey it's April 16th"
"Well send an arch pic, it's national arch pic day!"

by FuckFuckingFuckBalls April 16, 2024

april 16th

national give your they she partner head day

did you know that every april 16th is national give your they she partner head day? i’m heading home rn to eat that raw!

by 7378 April 16, 2021

April 16th

National grab your homies balls day

Yo bro lemme grab ur balls it’s April 16th!

Totally dude

*grabs balls*

by 1Slime1 April 16, 2022

April 24th

National Josh Day

In honor of the Battle of the Joshes, April 24th is now deemed as National Josh Day

Person A: Hey, remember what happened on April 24th?
Person B: Oh, yeah! The Battle of the Joshes!
Person A: I wonder how the winner, Little Josh, is doing nowadays?

by Todd the Turnip April 25, 2021

April 24th

Let’s not make April 24th into national r@pe day let’s make it into national st@b all men who touch girls day

Girl:hey guess what day it is?
Boy:nation r@pe day and April 24th
Girl:no national st@b all men who touch girls day

Boy:wait that’s better I’m in!

by Abby-mae February 13, 2023

April 24th

Bro not even a joke if you were born on this day u are so cool broski stop being so sick 🤟🔥🔥🥶🥶

‘Woah i heard shes born on April 24th’. John: ‘she is thats why she so cool fam’

by IAmCoolDude April 07, 2021

April 24th

National protect people day!

1: you it's April 24th whoo!
2: what no go yo hell you weirdo
1: No its national protect people
2:OH, that'd so much better then r4pe day whoo!

by M3ntal 🤷🏽‍♀️ February 27, 2023