April 24

If it’s your birthday, then congratulations you are the best person known to man but sometimes you can be a bit stupid, not in a dumb way but in a way that makes you wonder why tf is this person still alive

Person 1: happy birthday! :D it’s April 24

Person 2: thanks

Person 1: is that yogurt smeared all over your face, again!?

by Cheeseborgor January 3, 2022

April 27th

Send video to your bf of your ass or pu***

April 27th by me

by Zamosza April 27, 2021

April 2

Ask your fine shyt to be your bf/gf

START DATING

Get that motherfucker

WILL YOU BE MY BF/GF?
GET YO MANS/GIRL ON APRIL 2

by FREAKYYYYYY.blonds.do.it.best April 1, 2025

April 15th

April 15th is Randy appreciation day
Because Randy Tran is the best mom I could ask for and hes cute and adorable and hot at the same time and his personality is amazing and if u happen to know a randy tran give him a kiss. No not literally bc I'll stab u jk
(I'm not kidding)

Joana: Randy lemme suck ur dick since its april 15th
Me: Try it and I'll cut ur nonexistent titties off

by Uglythotyeehaw April 13, 2019

april 24th

the day i'm having my history test
national r@pe day who?

Jack: Yo, its april 24th, remember to bring your chromebook
Tyrone: Thx

by fishgaming April 24, 2023

April 19th

The day Chad Brigham was born, Chad Brigham.

Chad Brigham: I was born on April 19th

by Hunjackso123 January 24, 2024

Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon

A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.

I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025