April 12th

Send an ass pic to any boy with the letter J at the start of his name.

Person 1: Did you know it's the 12th?

Person 2: Damn I gotta send an ass pic to him since it's the April 12th

by SamsungTV April 11, 2022

15 of April

Best day ever.

15 of April is the best day ever because every bad bitch on earth is born that day so let’s celebrate the 15 of April

by pornesianparrapio April 18, 2022

april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

April 19th

The anti-give money, relief; they owe you money, now

T: “ I don’t make the rules” *show pic that says* “national give someone $10 if they are shorter than you day!”

M: no it’s not. Shows real definition of April 19th

by Low-key dead inside April 19, 2024

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 13th

HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.

by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021

april 3

national send soapy titty pics day

"bro, why did you send me a picture of your nipples in the shower?"
"dude don't you remember? its april 3!"

by jose puerco April 3, 2023