Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.
by Don Gington April 12, 2022
Get the armadillo eggsmug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. 
by ShovieGroovy May 15, 2021
Get the Egg Piemug. When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.
Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021
Get the Splitting an Eggmug. by Brutesev August 19, 2023
Get the Ham and egg shiftmug.