A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.
by Spider647 October 25, 2023
“Juan is acting retarded again, his shlong is massive too so he must have SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation). That happens from lack of sleep and carrying a massive shooing.”
by SwiftFPS December 01, 2023
A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.
by Ball sack457 October 05, 2009
by Topside88 January 05, 2019
Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 04, 2023
Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023