balling up rules

Rules for smoking weed or getting high

In Toronto, we literally have balling up rules. If the spliff, is ita? don't even pass it to me. If we link to ball up and you don't even have your own like... I'm not passing my ting to you. PLEASE if you put a filter on your splizzy or your blizzy?? No don't even pass that to me. And everyone knows like if you don't really like the person you better have your own full splizzy you know cause we're not sharing. If your Grabba smells funny and we all know that one person who say they have the best grabba and then it smells like crazy bad like you just know it's not hot... I'm not smoking it!

by Pancakecaesar June 13, 2022

Ground-Rule Double

When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.

Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."

by Cal Ripken Jr. April 2, 2011

rule 4/1

4/1 - April's first.
No one in the entire internet can be trusted, especially on 4/1.

*on 4/1*
Guy1: ¡Oh my god , Half life 3 is coming out and Facebook buys Linux!

Guy2: Rule 4/1.

by Fasox April 23, 2014

The 86-20 Rule

The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.

Fuck poor people...don't they understand the 86-20 rule?

by The Wiz! May 25, 2010

10 percent rule

Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.

I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.

by L-LEEZY September 27, 2012

air guitar rules

The rule used to play air guitar: also abreviated AGR

rule 1. No strings attached

thats the only rule

also used for when your single and are not wanting commitment

bloke 1: i took a girl back to mine last night!

bloke 2: did you play it by air guitar rules?

bloke 1: ofc mofo

by mc1 March 31, 2007

5 second rule

The supposed amount of time (5 seconds)you have to pick up food after it's been dropped on the ground or floor. Allegedly, the bacteria doesn't get on it before 5 seconds is up so you can still eat it if you pick it up really quickly. Sadly, it's all bullshit and not true but it makes good for justification - mainly so people don't call you gross.

*drops an ice lolly*
"FIVE SECOND RULE!"
*picks it up, brushes it off, sticks in mouth*

by Nadia July 9, 2004