Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest

To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would

Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.

by AR15 2005 April 20, 2021

Mc Ride

a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks

"dude mc ride is so fucking awesome"
"ueaj......"

by ivyrawrxd63 August 4, 2024

Neuter Ride

The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"

Hey Kai, Neuter Ride?

by Alucard54s August 6, 2014

DICK RIDING

dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding

randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”

by jereepaid June 8, 2025

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex

Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.

by Log rider January 2, 2025

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010