by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025
It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.
by Nigaruno March 11, 2017
When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 08, 2023
Joe: GAH! I'm so horny.
Amy: I'm on.
Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...
Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.
Joe: *dons latex gloves*
Amy: I'm on.
Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...
Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.
Joe: *dons latex gloves*
by The22ndCatch December 27, 2011
A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.
by wonkire March 05, 2023
A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like
Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.
by joecoolthefool August 15, 2018
I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.
by Pony tank 69 August 11, 2019