punched as

Drunk, Or Fizzin Out

"Hey Tony Im Punched As Bro"

by Dj Rectum October 1, 2009

Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019

Dumbo Punched

Regarding fighting (Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, UFC or Boxing) when a fighter is punched in the head so that, in slow motion, you see his cauliflower ears flap around like the animated Disney character "Dumbo".

He was hit so hard in the head his ears started to flap. He was Dumbo punched!

by brokenlegmike April 22, 2014

Punched

Ugly or very clapped meaning You are ugly

Adam is punched meaning Adam is very ugly

by BigSigma January 6, 2025

cunt punched

An act where you or another bitch gets punched with no regret in your tight vagina

My mom found out I was doing meth so she cunt punched me really hard

by Doodle scooble June 27, 2016

Zombie Punch

a sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during an orgasm.

It is derived from the term "Le petite mort" which in French means "the little death" and is generally used as a euphemism for orgasm.

During her orgasm, Janice felt a sudden force on her head. Keith had zombie punched her!

by Khathaddeus November 28, 2023

Punch Tater

Adj. The act of masturbation.

"dude I was going to punch tater almost all night, but got soft to quick ."

by 6r8ph1X October 16, 2008