Person Pi

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all

Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Something urban dictionary tells you when you make a new word.
You should probably follow it

Guy: I doxxed a guy!
Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

by WhyIsSamExistent October 20, 2024

YOU are the prettiest person

You are the prettiest person, not me, not him, nobody but you. And you always will be the prettiest person, forever and ever.

my wife is the prettiest girl in the whole wide universe. YOU are the prettiest person.

by FlopsXAlis December 1, 2024

Meme offended person

Noun:
An individual whose feelings are easily hurt by a joke.

That blue haired liberal needs some butt hurt butter for they/them butt hole because their a Meme offended person

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

The Next Person

You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?

Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2024

Person 2763

The two thousand-seven hundred sixty third person. Commonly mentioned in Battle For Dream Island.

Person 1:hi person 2
Person 2: i wonder if there's more of us than just 9
Person 9: now that makes me wonder...
Person 2763: Hi guys!!!
Person 1-9: WHAT THE FUCK

by Gibberishidkrisjjj December 17, 2024