Shatner Pants

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.

INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023

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Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025

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Dunlap Pants

Meaning that your belly fat hangs over the front of your pants

A. Hey are those your Dunlap pants?

B. (looks in confusion)

A. Cuz your belly Dun Lap over em'

by Evo_Racer March 9, 2010

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Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.

"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"

by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025

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Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont October 23, 2015

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chiller pants

Pants that one can lounge in, but not lounge pants. Pants for kicking back, lighting up and mellowing out. Comfort is prime, but style a close second.

"Hey Trav, those are chiller pants, boy! Let's go couch-surfing!"

by Juan Abee November 18, 2009

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