Nut book

A book that has data of every time you have nutted

Oh yes, that’s my nut book I haven’t seen it in years.

by CommonWhiteBoi January 6, 2019

Nut knockout

after Having sex and lying on a comfortable bed you just end up falling asleep

Damn baby that was some nut knockout type shit

by DarfleChorf September 22, 2019

deez nuts

a guys part but another name for it.

guess what came in the mail today ....... deez nuts .. got em

by meow loser August 27, 2016

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

Deez nuts

aha got him!

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"deez nuts aha got him"

by Deez chesnuts April 14, 2016

Dire nut

When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway

Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”

by Beta__male69 February 6, 2020

fudgy nut

Fudgy nut - a large, chunky person usually of African decent. Especially, those who are constantly eating things that should not be eaten regularly.

Man, that guy eating those frozen peas is such a fudgy nut.

by King Absontime April 25, 2014