Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014

Weeding The Beer Garden

When someone drinks the leftover not yet empty drinks anywhere alcohol is serve

Wow! He really must have been weeding the beer garden tonight!

by RNRSGMG August 7, 2010

baby beer

Excess weight around the belly area, often caused by sustained beer drinking over time. Typically male.

"Hey John, want to grab a beer and movie today?"
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."

by chocolatesoldier March 7, 2017

Beer Up

Beer Up - v. To put as many beers as possible on one's person, such as in pockets, for the purpose of having as many beers as possible ready to drink or gift on as short a notice as possible. Typically done when one arrives at the party.

I gotta beer up before the hike.

by Raul Menendez January 29, 2017

Shower beer

Take that harper

Harper’s shower beer

by Hcbkifcc March 9, 2024

Beer Pants

The act of pouring a beer down one's pants and underpants, usually done when the pourer is too intoxicated to feel the temperature of the beer.

James did a beer pants at Luca's house the other night.

by martdevitto January 24, 2024

One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

by fred ledge September 11, 2011