smack one out

reach male orgasm via masturbation, especially as done within a time limit or before another activity

I usually like to smack one out before going to bed each night.

by smackingoneout May 22, 2012

one man idiot

refering to the ability to make an ass of yourself without the help of others. a rare gift possesed by most of the teenage population.

my freind jimmy is a one man idiot

by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

One Slice Toaster

Yet another name for a vagina

Look at the size of her one slice toaster

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009

one inch bergen

A slang used by people who know the real name of OMFG (music producer) calling out his small penis.

Person 1: Dudeee! Have you heard of the music producer OMFG aka. Alex Savage?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a one inch bergen.

by kurtsiberg February 25, 2018

scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.

Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.

by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009

One Eight Train

When a subject suspected of criminal activity is captured by police using stealth, speed and incomparable power.

Oh man, that crackhead just met the one eight train.

by John Ro$$ November 28, 2017

Diva Number One

A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.

In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.

If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.

Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.

Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!

by lilrachel333 April 18, 2011