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Mr. Celery

For the tacky but lovable Wilmington Blue Rocks in Delaware, (division A minor league baseball team), its the mascot that runs out on the field whenever the Blue Rocks score a run at home. His theme song is "Song 2" by Blur, aka the rock song that goes WOO HOO.
"Dude, the blue rocks just scored! Here comes that loser Mr. Celery, but he's the cooooooolest."
by Yeah buddyyyyyy August 16, 2011
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Mr. Belvedere

A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.
"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"
by Mikey851 August 14, 2008
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Mrs. Doubtfire

A nocturnal mom who by day is dress as a fat old mom and by night takes off her fat suit and is a hot model, is usually very horny and has sex and or performs oral sex on her children's friends when they sleepover. Not to be confused as Robin Williams.
Justin: Steve is such a fag the only reason I hang out with him is so i can sleep over his house and bang his mom who by the way is a Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mick: Yeah she is a Mrs. Doubtfire; she cooks me the best cookies during the day and at night she gives me the best dome I have ever had.
Justin: Lets go to Steves to night and double team his Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mick; sounds like a plan
by Justin Paul Murray February 10, 2009
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Mr Perfect

A guy with curly hair, plays the sax, gets all the ladies, and is afraid of germs (because he is perfect and cannot get sick)
by Gaysh February 17, 2009
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mr. moran

Always says "Hey folks it's Mr. Moran here"

He is a super nerdy tech geek who is engaged to his Windows computer. He is the only true God and rules his kingdom of computers and useless southern accent.
"Hey folks it's Mr. Moran here"
by BobbyTheChez November 9, 2017
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MR. MARBLES

The sight of an old man shoving his nuts in a tight pair of jeans. In essence his crotch looks like a sack of marbles.
Look at them tight ass pants, he looks like he is smuggling marbles.
That's mr. Marbles!
by Caz-Man April 18, 2007
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Mr X

Mr. X is the male version of the letter "X" in the English alphabet. Mrs. or Ms. X is the female version. Since they have no genitalia it is hard to differentiate between the two.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z - Mr X is right in there towards the end.
by Junkrocka May 15, 2008
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