Happy

Be happy you saf sap!

Girl 1: Im sad
Girl 2: Then just be happy!

by SappySal November 1, 2020

happy shopping

Shoppers who purchase items to celebrate an occasion or personal victory, or the opposite to cheer themselves up. Indeed, money can buy temporary happiness.

Happy Shopping sure can bury a bad day at the office...

by www.theweeklydeals.com July 9, 2018

Happy Motors

A car pawn shop that has an annoying guy in a chicken suit.

We go'n make you happy, down at Happy Motors! Pawn your car title.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Happy meal house

A standard looking house that gives a subpar house normally bought by a family of modest means

That house is a 3/1 with no dining room, definitely a happy meal house

by tyrooo123 March 3, 2023

Happiness

Happiness is imaginary

You'll never feel happiness

by Dildorider99 November 22, 2021

Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary

When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/

Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!

by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025

happiness

It’s a fucking lie. No one is happy.

Friend 1: Hey bro, my happiness levels are out of this room.

Friend 2: How the hell are you happy, you aren’t even masturbating and that’s the worst fucking sentence I’ve heard all day.

by Sksksksksksk help me December 7, 2019