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Anywhere I Fucking Please 

Someone who doesn't give a damn about any kind of rule because whatever it is, it doesn't apply to them.
White store clerk: Sir. Please don't bring your Pit-bull in the supermarket.

PIMP: I'll bring my dog Anywhere I Fucking Please.

Property Owner: Hi, Please don't get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.

asshole: I'll walk Anywhere I Fucking Please.
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YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER 

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

head fucking

a grotesque act of reminiscing one's earliest day by burying the whole head into a woman's womb, through the vagina.
i wonder if head fucking is possible.
head fucking by misterO July 29, 2003

clothes fucking 

basically like dry humping. but instead its called clothes fucking and its really really fun and hawt and sexy.
we were clothes fucking all night long
clothes fucking by P H I S H <3 January 13, 2008

God I fucking hate you

A phrase that doesnt mean much on its own but when spoken by Jmangan, its the worst thing that can or ever will be said.

Monster Fucking 

usually performed in the Month of October when Halloween Mask are readily available. You and your partner engage in sexual intercourse while wearing these Monster Masks.
What are you doing tonight?

Frank and I are going to be "Monster Fucking" after we Trick or Treat.
Monster Fucking by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

what the fucking fuck 

Exclamatory phrase used when you don't know what the world is coming to.
What the fucking fuck! A headline read "Two Children Found in a Detroit Freezer" this morning. Ugh! people these days.